Assembly Required

Just a lonesome spud
A diamond or a dud
Staring blankly without a face
Still a member of the potato race

Attach those big ears and nose
Instantly the confidence grows
A super big head on a tiny bod
Only to people does it look odd

And now there is no more mister
Change some parts, presto my sister
Who knew, a controversial tater
Next year, they’ll cross it with a mater

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